Who's got the worst car on Oppo?

"4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet)
03/03/2015 at 16:21 • Filed to: shitbox

Looking through Autotrader as I am wont to do, I imagined the Oppo response to me buying a Ssangyong Rodius.

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Response pictured.

It got me thinking, who's got the worst car on Oppo, self-proclaimed or not?

DISCUSSION (73)

MonkeePuzzle > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
03/03/2015 at 16:24

well, doug just bought a PT Cruiser...

Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
03/03/2015 at 16:24

That was probably me. I like it, it's different. And how is this not amazing?

Kinja'd!!!

Jonathan Harper > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder
03/03/2015 at 16:27

Doesn't Aya have a big van too?

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
03/03/2015 at 16:27

My '94 GMC Safari has to be in at least the bottom 5.

Kinja'd!!!

I won't even go into why it's terrible, it just is. Reliable and can hold 7 people are the only positive attributes to it.

Louros > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
03/03/2015 at 16:27

Orlove and that shitbox beetle

Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > Jonathan Harper
03/03/2015 at 16:28

He had an Elgrand or another JDM van IIRC.

CalzoneGolem > MonkeePuzzle
03/03/2015 at 16:28

TOO SOON!

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder
03/03/2015 at 16:28

I have to admit that the interior isn't bad in terms of design, but the build quality is awful!

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > MonkeePuzzle
03/03/2015 at 16:29

With should-be-wood panelling too. I see your point.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
03/03/2015 at 16:30

I'd rock one!

MonkeePuzzle > CalzoneGolem
03/03/2015 at 16:30

but... but... I made a meme and everything for the lols, don't hate me yo :P

Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
03/03/2015 at 16:31

Kinja'd!!!

The 2014 one looks promising at least.

Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
03/03/2015 at 16:31

I used to drive a 2005 autotragic gold (beige) Corolla until I passed it off to my brother. Least Oppo car maybe, but far from the worst car on Oppo I think.

TheHondaBro > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder
03/03/2015 at 16:32

Holy crap is it actually that big????

Your boy, BJR > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
03/03/2015 at 16:33

Kinja'd!!!

Mine is probably the gaudiest. Fake leather top, gold badging and hood ornament, American racing slices, chrome plate frames and fender trim, door gaurds, white stripe tires. Not a BAD car per say, but certainly not the subtle understated norm around here.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder
03/03/2015 at 16:33

Those wheels are just so small...

I used to like the old Musso, especially the gx220, but even that was a German Korean British crapcan

RazoE > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
03/03/2015 at 16:34

Safari's #1!!!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
03/03/2015 at 16:34

I'd be lying if I said that I didnt like the Shitfari on some level

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed
03/03/2015 at 16:34

Boring as shit, but not a bad car, agreed.

Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > TheHondaBro
03/03/2015 at 16:34

Apparantly, yes. I didn't know until I googled the Rodius. I knew it was a big car, but this big?

Would be an amazing road trip car.

MultiplaOrgasms > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
03/03/2015 at 16:34

Well it's atleast RWD, has a Mercedes engine from their reliable days and maybe a manual transmission.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
03/03/2015 at 16:35

I would be too, but that doesn't make it not a terrible car.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Your boy, BJR
03/03/2015 at 16:36

I'm pretty sure that roof keeps you waaay up the shitbox rank, even with your white stripe tyres (I like them!)

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Louros
03/03/2015 at 16:36

Don't be ridiculous

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
03/03/2015 at 16:37

I've been rocking it since before I was even born. It was my parent's "Oh shit the car seat doesn't fit in the back of the Saturn coupe we need something else" vehicle that's just happened to stay around for 17 some-odd years. I love it for sentimental reasons, but it's really not a great car.

Your boy, BJR > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
03/03/2015 at 16:38

hey fuck you I like the roof!

Tires are gonna be replaced with Vogues probably at the end of the summer

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > MultiplaOrgasms
03/03/2015 at 16:39

The Merc diesel bulletbox redeems it a little bit. But just a little bit.

Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
03/03/2015 at 16:40

I used to have a Kia Sephia. That should counts.

TheHondaBro > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder
03/03/2015 at 16:45

It'd be perfect for a road trip, because you wouldn't have to look at it.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
03/03/2015 at 16:46

I think you've found quite a nice equilibrium with the M3 then

My citroen won't start > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
03/03/2015 at 16:55

My car won't start and it costs me money, quite a lot of it.

Firewrx234 > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
03/03/2015 at 16:59

We just traded this in a month or so ago.

Kinja'd!!!

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > My citroen won't start
03/03/2015 at 17:00

C'mon, a C5 saloon is nowhere near a crap car. OK, it seems to have some pricey issues, but it's purdy and has a certain je ne c'est pas! Anyway: DID YOU BUY THAT RANGEY?

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Firewrx234
03/03/2015 at 17:02

You're so out of fashion it's unbelievable. They're hot on Jalopnik right now, errbody be wanting one.

mcseanerson > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
03/03/2015 at 17:03

TIL - SsangYong was started by two different companies. One of these companies name was DongBang.

DongBang.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder
03/03/2015 at 17:03

I feel like that should have three doors on each side.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Your boy, BJR
03/03/2015 at 17:07

what the crap is this subtle understated norm thing

people do that why

Sejji > mcseanerson
03/03/2015 at 17:10

Kinja'd!!!

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > mcseanerson
03/03/2015 at 17:11

I didnt believe you, but I googled it and it's true. Best company name ever.

mcseanerson > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
03/03/2015 at 17:14

Yeah I tried to look up the cars crash test score to make a pathetic joke about taking ten people to hell with you in a crash and the car's wiki page had little info so I looked up the company's wiki and found this gem.

Your boy, BJR > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
03/03/2015 at 17:17

idk ask the people who think 240s/w123s/panthers are anything other than boring as fuck.

mcseanerson > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
03/03/2015 at 17:22

Kinja'd!!!

Nobody tops my Ford Aspire 5 door with a 3 speed auto and no passenger side mirror from when the deer hit me. The apple juice bottle was filled with laundry money and that dent in the driver's side fender was where I kicked the car when my mother in law owned it. Nothing tops this. Ironically though I am sad it is no longer with me.

Shady Balkan Subject, Drives an Alfa > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
03/03/2015 at 17:23

I own a Lada Samara, does this qualify?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Your boy, BJR
03/03/2015 at 17:24

Panthers *can* be unboring, but people rarely take the time for that. W123s are... classier than a Grenada/whatever, but they're not actually very interesting except mechanically.

Conan > Your boy, BJR
03/03/2015 at 17:25

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Shady Balkan Subject, Drives an Alfa
03/03/2015 at 17:27

Haha, depends. How holey is it?

Your boy, BJR > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
03/03/2015 at 17:34

My car has hydraulic engine mounts, variable steering, load adjusting suspension, and a 32v V8. That's not boring!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Your boy, BJR
03/03/2015 at 17:46

Word.

Louros > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
03/03/2015 at 18:10

I'm dead ass serious.

Louros > Jonathan Harper
03/03/2015 at 18:11

He's a catfish though

Rico > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
03/03/2015 at 18:12

Gotta agree with you. This damn thing got us from NY to Ohio and back like 10 times, NY to GA and back twice and daily driven from NY to CT for 3 years without breaking a sweat.

It wasn't until its last year that it started eating fuel pumps. As much as I hated ours it was the first car I ever got head in so I'll forever remember it lmao.

Jonathan Harper > Louros
03/03/2015 at 18:27

go on...

Louros > Jonathan Harper
03/03/2015 at 18:32

Reverse GIS on some of his posts about the cars he owns or drives; they almost always trace back to for sale ads or forum posts that are generally years old

Tapas > mcseanerson
03/03/2015 at 18:37

LOLOLOLOL

Jonathan Harper > Louros
03/03/2015 at 18:39

Always thought there was something fishy 'bout him...

Local Miata Bro > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
03/03/2015 at 19:05

Kinja'd!!!

I think I win with this. 2004 Hyundai Accent base Hyundai was so cheap the left a hole in the dash where the cook is supposed to go, doesn't have a factory tachometer(has a ricer tachometer now thanks to me), and the stock wheels were 13" steelies(now she rolls on NB Miata wheels). Its got a broken passenger doorhandlee, broken windows cranks, 100hp on a good day, it handles as well as a boat, gets shitty gas mileage on the highway. (cruising at 80mph is 4k rpm) The only thing it has going for it is the gearbox is great after you install a short throw shifter, and the radio is good thanks to me putting in speakers and a nice head unit. It's my pile of crap.

Tohru > MonkeePuzzle
03/03/2015 at 19:17

And a Saturn SC1.

Tohru > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
03/03/2015 at 19:21

I had the worst, most miserable car on Oppo. 1997 Ford Escort base automatic. Deer damage, rust in the floor you could drop a turkey through, no accessories at all except a badly installed aftermarket sunroof, and it liked to eat major driveline components.